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Posted on 21st Aug at 10:32 AM, with 49 notes
grimelords:

What’s the purpose of a sexy swimsuit calendar on the back of a toilet door? This is the last place I want to regard, or by some nightmare of science, be regarded by a beautiful woman. I don’t want to plan my month in here either, this is a time for quiet reflection. A time to search the app store for whatever games are topping the Free charts and to play them for five minutes and then never again. This calendar is from 2013. Can she see me? Is she dead and that’s why she’s not moving?

grimelords:

What’s the purpose of a sexy swimsuit calendar on the back of a toilet door? This is the last place I want to regard, or by some nightmare of science, be regarded by a beautiful woman. I don’t want to plan my month in here either, this is a time for quiet reflection. A time to search the app store for whatever games are topping the Free charts and to play them for five minutes and then never again. This calendar is from 2013. Can she see me? Is she dead and that’s why she’s not moving?

Posted on 19th Aug at 6:44 PM, with 7,044 notes
coolator:

this is the worst sentence i have ever read

coolator:

this is the worst sentence i have ever read

Posted on 19th Aug at 11:28 AM, with 1,020 notes
hipsterlibertarian:

Unintentionally telling tweets are telling.

hipsterlibertarian:

Unintentionally telling tweets are telling.

Posted on 18th Aug at 12:05 PM, with 32,934 notes

vinebox:

On camera?

Posted on 17th Aug at 2:57 PM, with 154,799 notes

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

Posted on 16th Aug at 3:40 PM, with 52 notes
teamputvedev:

this man was the President of the United States of America wow

teamputvedev:

this man was the President of the United States of America wow

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